Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Sometimes the left and right hands want completely different things
- Boss: I'd like you to do a review on this client's documentation.
- Me: OK, I have to clear it with them first, but that should be fine.
...later...
- Me: I'll be doing some review on your documentation to optimize it for our operations.
- Client (manager): What do you mean you're doing revisions? I have it just the way I want it!
- Me: Mostly just getting rid of redundancy and unnecessary information, as well as standardizing and cleaning up the overall organizational structure.
- Operations Supervisor: Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on the process to make sure we're not losing any information.
...later...
- Boss: Have you done your review yet?
- Me: Almost finished with it. Just have to go over a few more things internally.
- Boss: OK, be sure to keep the operations supervisor in the loop too.
- Me: Yep, he's been approving the big changes as I go. I know the manager was nervous about it.
- Boss: The Director of IT is here and happy to hear about the progress!
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
I think we should just be friends........ how about penpals?
User: so it looks like windows uninstalled itself.
Off-balance: umn.... what?
User: windows was here and it just removed itself from the computer
Off-balance: so the computer removed windows by itself?
User: yes.
Off-balance: your restaurant is also a winery correct?
User: yes why?
Off-balance: how much of the stock you been drinking?, cause I will only accept that you are completely smashed beyond feeling pain to believe that your windows pc decided it didn't like your computer and left.
User: I don't understand
Off-balance: I know you don't.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
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