No?

(11:22) V P: Hi P is there any way I can reset my computer I'm able to put in my tickets al saw what it is doing ?

yes?

What's Training?

E Seven: Is there a KB article for this process?
Coworker: No.
E Seven: So how do people know how to do it?
Coworker: Training?
E Seven: 0_0
E Seven: ...
E Seven: BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA ~sobs~!

quote of the day 8/05/2011

Bryan: I've changed supervisors more this month than some of our callers change their underwear

Ben: I keep my sh!tgun near my bed
Ben: I mean.....

Off Balance: is it good when you give your 2 weeks notice and you get a "LMFAO" in reply?

Off Balance: with E Seven's raw sexuallity and jons beard that is a dirty word waiting to happen

Off Balance: tell him I thought was scrolling through brazilian fart fetish porn, and assigned the work order incorrectly

Zen Help Desk

Sounds like a long day

Andrea: nuthing better then Thai Windows 7
Andrea: Argh now It's in French

Vote for quote of the day

Off-Balance- "who the F*@K is (random school) and why am I their Subject Matter Expert?"

Andria- "they say that (MALE BABY BATTER) can keep you alive if you are trapped somewhere"

Jere- "I am here to help you"
*jere leaves the room*

William- "we have a new tool to help with that"
*Off balance enters room*
Off balance- you called?

Clippy Can keep your secrets

Found this floating around the interwebz last week. How I wish it were real...