Ep 1 - The Return of Stupid

Episode 1 of our NEW podcast! WARNING: Contains explicit content!

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Prepare your anus, they got an empty bottle of lube

 

 Machoo ind Isaac ADDventures vill be here soon Vill you be ready for de eargazmic love sauze dat dey will give you?

Homosaywhat?.........

It is pretty clear when you walk into my work and look around that we are a information, networking, and hardware company. But there are few that still do not quite understand what we do....... And they are now my little playthings.

Random Salesman- Hello, I am with an extermination company, and I was stopping by to see if i could "bug" you guys a little

Matt- *purposefully not giving a response*

Random Salesman (with absolutely no comedic talent)- Sorry just a little exterminator humor there

Matt- *still unresponsive* No, I got it.

Random Salesman- So what do you guys do here?

Matt- *straight faced, sitting in front of a sign that says point of sales system, computers, networking* We sell refurbished condoms.......

Random Salesman- ............

Interwebz Dawne

What does that even mean?

I decided to take another peek at our stats today and found this little gem:

I've got something you can screw...

Apparently the ladies in this office have screws that need driving.

You really need a tech for this?

Some people are just helpless...