Yeah Yeah Its the same thing

User: so Where do you want me to go

Sandy: please open Internet explorer

User: what is that

Sandy: the blue "E"

User: my documents?

Sandy: no

User: Umn I do not know what I am doing
Ok I found it, but I dont see the support site

*********************** Dispatch Support Tech***********************

OFF BALANCE TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!

Sandy: so what is the issue with the internet.............

Off Balance: .................. umn..........

Sandy: What?

Off Balance: ......... well its umn?

Sandy: What?

Off Balance: ....... he was trying to open the internet...... with Desk Clock

Sandy: what?
WHAT?

Off Balance: yes the desk clock is currently open......
Today we have reached a new chapter in stupidity.