Pray for peace, ...... cause I got the gun

You ever have one of those days where you repeat to yourself over and over "I will not stab anyone in the face today, I will not stab anyone in the face today........"

Here everyday is ..........

All I care about is whether it is naked Tuesday or not............... well is it?

Miss spell FTW

Off-Balance: sir if you look in that system folder, you will see an Ball icon

Off-Balance: *Bell

User: LOL, well that isnt where i normally keep my balls

user: where do you keep yours? Off-balance

Off-Balance: I keep then shaved, polished, and tucked behind my legs sir

User: LOL I JUST SPIT PEPSI ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

TMI, dude, TMI...

• Coworker: Thanks for watching chat. I needed to grab a shower.
• Coworker: When I get stinky, I get grumpy
• E Seven: that's... good to know?

Pansy

So new guy is telling us about how he has been attacked by multiple people during his last few jobs......... all the Tech staff can focus on is, dude so you were beat up by girls?

Chat Support HEADDESK

Following is a chat support log. Names and formatting have been changed for privacy, but the content itself is presented as it was originally written. This just goes to show that not all herps and derps are users' fault.

• User: I have 2 questions one about classes and one about [url redacted]
• Help Desk: akright lets here those two questions
• Help Desk: are you there
• User: yes sorry im also at work
• Help Desk: okay whats ur two questions
• User: ok for the classes i was wondering if i got a "d" in a math class does that mean that i didn't get credit for it and that i have to retake the class
• User: and for [url redacted] how to i change what im going to school for because it says im going for nursing and im not im going for early education
• Help Desk: it depends on the instructor sometimes they give u half a credit with a d
• User: but do i have to retake it to go into a the next math class
• Help Desk: yeah you will have to pass that class
• User: so a d is failing? that kinds sucks
• Help Desk: yeah cause d is almost lieka f
• Help Desk: d and f are th lowest frades u can get
• User: ok

vote for quote of the day 8/17/2011

1. is it good that your HR person Laughs hysterically at your exit interview?

2. whats wrong with you? did a Priest poop on your desk?

3. I like to feed my OCD Monkey

4. Dba: Oracle there is only one database
Drea: like highlander...there can be only one!
Dba: um....yeah...you like highlander?
Drea: how is that only a guy thing?
Off Balance: porn is a guy thing, and naked weds