Co-worker: ........... and do you know why I also voted for (Insert Politician Name)?
Matthew Honaker: Because you read someones status update in facebook and it opened your eyes?
Co-Worker: umn .... no
Matthew Honaker: so you are telling me that all your political friends who show their right-left views didn't help to persuade your to vote for a candidate?
Co-worker: no
Matthew Honaker: do you find my statements annoying?
Co-worker: yes a little
Matthew Honaker: well now you know why I stopped listening to you 5 mins ago, you are a facebook status and like all the other idiotic statuses I see, I am pressing IGNORE
*closes office door in co-workers face*
