Homosaywhat?.........

It is pretty clear when you walk into my work and look around that we are a information, networking, and hardware company. But there are few that still do not quite understand what we do....... And they are now my little playthings.

Random Salesman- Hello, I am with an extermination company, and I was stopping by to see if i could "bug" you guys a little

Matt- *purposefully not giving a response*

Random Salesman (with absolutely no comedic talent)- Sorry just a little exterminator humor there

Matt- *still unresponsive* No, I got it.

Random Salesman- So what do you guys do here?

Matt- *straight faced, sitting in front of a sign that says point of sales system, computers, networking* We sell refurbished condoms.......

Random Salesman- ............

Interwebz Dawne

What does that even mean?

I decided to take another peek at our stats today and found this little gem:

I've got something you can screw...

Apparently the ladies in this office have screws that need driving.

You really need a tech for this?

Some people are just helpless...

So that is a firewall?

from actual ticket:


walked caller through rebooting workstation

caller stated they had made some changes at the store side

the location had deleted ws3 from the system

and the printers were moved unto workstation 4 server 1

this has caused a severe printing issue

since the fire the caller was inable to get the printers active



Response from Matt:

yes, you are doing it right.

 

What's this "sport" you speak of?

• Coworker: Hey, I'm starting a fantasy football league with a few choice people at the office - $25 buy in - serious contenders only. you in?
• Me: I'll tell you what my college roommate used to say: "Isaac don't know shit about sports."
• Coworker: LOL, noted.