One thing I have learned in life is if a sign doesn’t give you the information you need, ask someone.
Off balance going to a site that has an issue with their computer system
Upon entering the parking garage he sees a sign that says “No Stopping Please Keep Moving”
Off balance looks for a parking spot but only sees “Reserved” Signs. Off balance notices a guard named P. Stephens and gets his attention.
Off Balance: Sir where do I park?
Officer: excuse me son can you read?
Off Balance: yes?
Officer: Since you can read what does that sign say?
(points to “no stopping “ sign)
Off Balance: (now annoyed which means mouth filter off) well it says for a good time call P.Stephens mother, so if you could point me to where I can park I would like to call his mother and show her a good time.
Officer: WHAT DID YOU SAY MOTHER F&^%ER
Off balance: I said there is a camera right there and I was wondering where public parking was?
The absolute BEST part of this is that you made a "motherF***ing" joke and he CALLED you a "motherf***er."
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